Author, Actor, Playwright, Excellent Parallel Parker

Rules of the Lake and Ashes to Water are now available for Kindle and Nook!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Buy ASHES, get RULES for FREE.

Have I got a deal for YOU!

From now until September 6, if you purchase ASHES TO WATER, I will send you the prequel, RULES OF THE LAKE for FREE!

Act now, because I haven't got a gazillion of them, and when they're gone, they're gone!

To sweeten the deal even more, you can save 15% if you buy online at Barnes & Noble.

DISCOUNT: 10% off One Item for all Customers through 9/12/10

DISCOUNT: 15% off the highest-priced item in your cart. Not valid on textbooks or nook. Expires 9/13/10.

DISCOUNT: 10% off any one item - exclusions apply through 9/12/10

Just scan your receipt or proof of purchase and email it (along with your address) to I'll pop RULES OF THE LAKE into the mail lickety-split.


If you have Paypal, you can buy from me directly, and I'll honor the discount. That comes to $22.05. Add $3 for media mail postage, we'll call it a day. My PayPal ID is my email address.

Whaddaya got to lose? Nuthin!

Questions? (What's not to understand about FREE?) Use the comment box below, or email me at

Yep. Free book. That's what I'm sayin.


  1. P.T. Barnum and Billy "But wait! That's not all!" Mays would be proud.

    You bark good.

    Just saying.