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Rules of the Lake and Ashes to Water are now available for Kindle and Nook!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

See You in Seattle!

If you're in the neighborhood, please stop by the Seattle Mystery Book Shop, 117 Cherry St. on Friday, July 30, and say hello. I'll be signing Ashes to Water. I'm giving away free cars to the first 10 people who buy my book.

And if you can't make that one, I'm in Portland the next day at 1:00 pm, at Murder By the Book, 3210 S.E. Hawthorne Blvd. I'm giving away 3BR ranchers to the first 10 people who buy my book.

And then I'm coming home.

Your free cars and ranchers will arrive within three days by USPS.

(All claims made on this blog post are satirical and meant to be taken with a grain of salt, which I will also be giving away to the first 10000 people who buy my book.)